I’ve decided to stop being a lazy arse and have created myself a Day Zero Project account which will hopefully mean that the next 2 years and 9 months of my life are going to be something pretty special.
Britain: what's that
Britain: is that a....snoWFLAKE????!!?!?!
Britain: HOLY FUCKING FUCK A SNOWFLAKE
Britain: CLOSE THE SCHOOLS
Britain: SUSPEND ALL FLIGHTS
Britain: SHUT THE ROADS
Britain: STOP THE TRAINS
Britain: HOARD FOOD ITS A MOTHERFUCKING SNOWFLAKE
Britain: thE APOCALYPSE IS HERE
Britain: HOW WILL WE SURVIVE THIS TIME
Britain: HOW DO WE DEFY THE SNOWFLAKE
